My wife and the Oreos

So I was eating a couple of Oreo cookies today…

LIZ: You know, I didn’t get those for people to eat.

ME: Well, then what did you get them for?

LIZ: For a pie crust.

ME: Well, perhaps you should tell somebody beforehand.

LIZ: Maybe you should ask first.

ME: Ask if I can eat food from my own kitchen? (Liz starts laughing.) May I have some of this Sunkist or are you using it for a stew?

LIZ: (Trying hard not to laugh out loud, and failing) You’re terrible!

Author: Matt Privett

Christian. Husband. Father. Pastor.

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