So I was eating a couple of Oreo cookies today…
LIZ: You know, I didn’t get those for people to eat.
ME: Well, then what did you get them for?
LIZ: For a pie crust.
ME: Well, perhaps you should tell somebody beforehand.
LIZ: Maybe you should ask first.
ME: Ask if I can eat food from my own kitchen? (Liz starts laughing.) May I have some of this Sunkist or are you using it for a stew?
LIZ: (Trying hard not to laugh out loud, and failing) You’re terrible!